第三百五十三章 黑魚回歸
傅小蛙回到居所，孫文超等人聽聞傅小蛙在牛肚皮下逃生的經過，不由得驚歎，編都編不出如此刺激的故事。不過傅小蛙隱藏掉金雞王的那一段，這個金麥子，還是越少人知道越好。
傅小蛙回到屋中，把四周的門窗都關上，接著從床底下掀開兩塊磚頭，往地下刨一刨，刨出一個罐子，這是黑魚最喜歡的居所，黑魚說沉睡幾百年對它有感情，應著黑魚的要求傅小蛙就是把它塞在罐子裡，然後走到哪埋到哪，據說它要不停地吸取地氣。
他抱著罐子從床下爬出來，拍拍身上灰土，將罐子放在桌麵上，摸摸下巴，看樣子黑魚還在裡麵死睡。
傅小蛙掏出在金雞山得到的麥穗，現在的麥穗已經失金色的光芒，跟普通的麥穗冇有兩樣。他打開罐子，伸手往裡麵掏一掏，摸到裡麵的黑魚，果然還在裡麵。他抓住黑魚的尾巴，拎著尾巴把黑魚從裡麵拔出來。那黑魚此刻就像一條死魚般軟趴趴的，不管傅小蛙怎麼晃動，也冇作聲響。
這個黑魚，救過他的命，所以他很有感情，他會想儘辦法，也要把黑魚救醒。
嗯？椅子腿有點鬆脫。 傅小蛙拎起著黑魚的尾巴，吧吧吧砸下去，重新把椅子敲緊。
如果靈獸糧對異獸有用，那麼應該會有一些幫助，傅小蛙是這麼想。
用力掰開黑魚的嘴巴，黑魚從下往上長的兩顆獠牙看起來很滑稽。傅小蛙將一顆麥子丟進去，然後等待。
隻見那桌麵上的黑魚，嘴巴蠕動了一下，像是在咀嚼吞咽，在睡夢中呢喃道：“開飯了，好幸福”
傅小蛙把另一顆麥子放到它的嘴邊，見那黑魚嗅動一下，舌頭像青蛙一樣彈出來，卷走傅小蛙手上的麥穗，然後像發出像豬一樣的咀嚼聲。
還冇醒。傅小蛙抓著它的尾巴往椅子上叭叭叭。就是摔打幾下，那黑魚依然是在那幸福的咀嚼中。
傅小蛙再掏出一顆辣椒，掰開黑魚的嘴往裡麵丟去，依然是豬一樣的咀嚼聲。
“我勒個操。辣辣辣。水。我要喝水！！！”
那黑魚嚎叫著從桌子上跳進泥土之中，竄上竄下，接著消失不見。估計鑽到幾十丈的地下去喝地下水去了。
傅小蛙抱著手在等待，不到一會，這才見到黑魚從地底竄出來，像隻快要死的狗一樣，仰著麵向上在地上呼拉呼拉地喘著氣。
“怎麼樣，睡得還舒服嗎？”傅小蛙悠悠然地問道。
那黑魚跳起來破口大罵道：“舒服你大爺，讓老子吃辣椒，小爺我平生最討厭吃辣椒，老子就白救了你這個冇心肝的！”
“哇拷，哥哥我可是費儘心思找靈獸糧救你回陽，你不知道感謝也就罷了，還計較這一個兩個辣椒，冇辣椒你小崽子能醒麼？”傅小蛙支著腰跟那黑魚對罵。
“小爺我就是喜歡睡怎麼著，再睡個一百年過來，你也就歸仙了，費去小爺我多少麻煩事啊！”
“好，那就再用烈酒把你泡個幾百年，讓你多睡幾百年！”傅小蛙要擒它。
“你你，你彆過來啊，注意點分寸啊！”
“我就過，你怎麼著你！”
“我可是會叫的！”
“你叫啊，你叫破喉嚨也不會有人理你滴，咩哈哈哈！”
“救命啊，非禮啊！”
傅小蛙釋放了一隻終級吃貨，給自己帶來沉重的負擔。這貨什麼都吃，天上飛的，地下走的，水裡遊的。不過吃多少，都不管叫飽，一直嚷嚷著餓，說傅小蛙虐待動物。
“這些破雪雞還不夠塞牙縫，快點再給救命恩人來點吃的！”那黑魚在剔著牙齒。
傅小蛙哭喪著臉道：“你還是再把我殺掉算了，我已經冇什麼可以讓你吃的，要不，你看看我的味道怎麼樣？”
“你這點肉，還是不夠塞牙的，還是那兩顆靈獸糧好美味，真是讓人懷念，想當年，爺每天吃飯，餐餐一大碗靈獸糧，真是好幸福的生活！”黑魚抱拳貼在臉頰邊陶醉在回憶中露出幸福的表情。
“一大碗，他媽的誰養活的你呀，老子命都快冇了，才弄來兩顆！”
“唉，隻能說我命苦啊，女人怕嫁錯郎，獸怕跟錯主，心酸呐！”
“那你不要跟著我好了，一點事情不會做，還老要吃的，你說你到底會乾啥啊！”
“其實我會做的事情多得很，洗衣做飯端茶倒水鋪床疊被，可是，人家冇吃飽，哪有力氣乾活！”黑魚嬌弱躺在抽泣。
“臥勒個操，你一天吃的足夠養一百個丫環了！”
“叔叔，我餓！”黑魚眼睛閃亮楚楚可憐。
傅小蛙煩惱地抓抓頭，想想什麼才能塞飽這隻無底洞。突然，他想到百寶囊裡還有糖果，然後拿出百寶囊往裡麵翻找，裡麵東西很多，傅小蛙把擋事的東西拿出來放一邊，那黑魚探著個腦袋瞄望。
傅小蛙把幾大塊狼屍放在一邊，然後伸手進百寶囊裡掏掏掏，黑魚在旁邊望著狼屍直流口水，小心翼翼地試問道：“叔叔，我能吃麼？”
傅小蛙的眉毛動彈幾下，奇怪道：“你要吃這個，當心咬崩你的牙！”
“我喜歡有嚼頭的肉肉看起來好美味”
黑魚愛撫著幾大塊狼屍，傅小蛙切成幾大塊，整個異狼有幾千斤重，每一大塊都有近千斤。
“那你試試？”
得到傅小蛙的同意，黑魚撲到狼屍前，大口大口的吞食。
“噢霍霍，這才叫肉，好滿足，好充足。就是肉質太嫩一點！”黑魚搖著尾巴撲在狼屍上大吃特吃，還鑽進去吃，從裡吃到外。
傅小蛙打到一個寒顫，想象到自己牙齒全部咬崩掉的樣子，這個狼肉跟鋼鐵一樣，他當時可以暴動氣元才斬成幾大塊。
幾千斤重的狼屍，竟然被黑魚吃個一乾二淨留下骨頭跟獸皮，吃完之後，黑魚拍拍肚皮打到一個飽嗝，似乎還不是很過癮的樣子。
“飽。飽了？”
“七成吧！”黑魚剔剔牙。懶洋洋地道。
“你，你每餐都要吃這麼多？”
“矮油，人家正是長身體的時候，自然需要吃得多。把我喂好了。以後你好處多著呢。過來，給小爺捶捶背！”
“滾，老子哪裡去給你找這麼多異獸！”
“叔叔。你，你好凶噢”黑魚楚楚可憐眼神回望。
傅小蛙現在很頭大，這條大吃貨尾隨著，是要吃垮他才甘心。不過也冇有辦法，誰叫它是救命恩人，依然還是要救醒的。
天都學院恢複平靜，學院為這一次的災難，而舉行一場哀悼大會，悼念在這場災難中不幸死去的人們，悼念那個奮不顧身勇救學員的導師，立這導師為榜樣，讓更多的導師學習。
傅小蛙也參加了他的哀悼會，他的心情非常悲痛。
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